Before and After

This is Bryan BEFORE.

This is Bryan AFTER I told him a few legitimate stats:

- Utah will never win a National Championship! (Maybe gymnastics)

- 64% of Ute fans shart themselves. 85% of the players do too.

- 42% of Ute fans smell like boiled cabbage.

- The other 58% of Ute fans are nearly as smart as cabbages.

- 92% of Ute fans consider themselves classy.

- 100% of Utah students that are part of the MUSS applied to BYU first!